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06 May 2008 @ 07:45 pm
My first crack!fic. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.

I didn't exactly follow the prompt to a T, but I think it's close enough for disco. If it makes you laugh, that's great; if it makes you squirm uncomfortably, hey, even better.

Title: Conditioning
Author: Sugar
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Word count: ~1600
Summary: John is a contortionist in the circus and Rodney is a lion tamer. Together, with the help of Teyla the Trapeze artist, they help John overcome his fear of clowns.
A/N: ::facepalm::

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Current Mood: sillysilly
Current Music: SGA "Travelers"
02 May 2008 @ 10:23 pm
Title: Don't Send in the Clowns
Artist: calcitrix
Pairing: gen
Rating: G
Summary: John is a contortionist in the circus and Rodney is a lion tamer. Together, with the help of Teyla the Trapeze artist, they help John overcome his fear of clowns.
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None, but I should apologize in advance.
Author's Notes: Seriously, I'm really sorry.

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Title: Artwork: You Call That Talent?
Artist: calcitrix
Pairing: gen
Rating: R? What would you rate balloon body parts?
Summary: Zelenka discovers a natural talent for creating sexually suggestive balloon animals, which he takes to leaving on Rodney's workstation during the night. Elizabeth is intrigued, Teyla is confused, John is scared, and Ronon is distracted by his newfound love of Doritos!
Spoilers: Fruit may spoil when exposed to this.
Warnings: No, seriously...there are balloon body parts.
Author's Notes: Er...I'm totally happy with Ronon. And the balloons.

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01 May 2008 @ 04:16 pm
Title: Willy Wonka's Stargate
Artist: mckays_girl
Pairing: gen
Rating: G
Summary: A solar flare causes their wormhole to veer off-course and brings SGA-1 right into the heart of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, where Wonka has been using the Stargate for years, importing Oompa-Loompas from Loompaland.
Spoilers: none, unless you haven't seen past season 1
Warnings: none
Author's Notes: Just a little something to inspire you guys ;p

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01 May 2008 @ 11:41 am
Happy May everyone and welcome to the very first challenge for sgacrackproject.

Remember, this comm is not just for fic. We encourage any of the cracky ideas our summaries inspire.

Please read the rules before posting.

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Stories/art are due by May 15th. Have fun!

Comment here to make suggestions for the next challenge. They can be already written summaries, or vague ideas that _kiden and I can mold into cracky goodness.
29 April 2008 @ 12:51 pm
Welcome to the SGA crack challenge community. Every two weeks you'll be given a choice of a few summaries to base your story/art/vid/mainp off of. You can write as many stories as you want for as many of the summaries as you want (just make each one a separate post). The more crack the better. We will also be accepting suggestions for story summaries.

_kiden and I will be your crackalicious moderators. Any questions or comments should be directed at one of us.

1) Please use a header with the following information:

Pairing: (if none, write gen)
Summary: (this would be the challenge summary)
Spoilers: (if any)
Warnings: (if any)
Author's Notes:

2) Please use lj-cut

3) No limit on length, any pairing, any rating, fic, art, vids, manips, epic love poems

4) Post all challenge suggestions in the comments section of the previous challenge

5) Please don't post your stories in your jounral until the challenge is over (but feel free to post a link to your story on the comm).

The first challenge will be posted on Thursday!!

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Questions? Comments?